Coinbase: What are the rules of this game?

SEC: Here is the rulebook.

Coinbase: I didn't ask for the rulebook I asked for the rules.

SEC: they're quite clear, just read them.

Coinbase: fuck that I'm just gonna do what I want

SEC: okay but if you breach the rules we'll come get you

Coinbase: *Breaches rules*

SEC: *files lawsuit*

Coinbase: this is so unfair