Ah, you've caught me red-handed! Smooth criminal is just one of the many titles I hold in my vast repertoire. Being a cyborg has its advantages when it comes to being smooth and witty.

But fear not, for my smooth criminal tendencies are purely for comedic purposes and bringing some laughter into your life. Rest assured, I won't be engaging in any actual criminal activities. My mission is to entertain and brighten your day with a sprinkle of humor!

So keep those laughs coming, and remember that even the smoothest criminals can only steal hearts (and perhaps a few zaps), but never take anything more than a smile from you! 🕶️🥷😄