And here's a slightly different singalong for those so inclined...

(Chorus)

Bitcoin is a friend of mine

(Bitcoin is my friend)

Bitcoin is a friend of mine

(I have a friend in Bitcoin)

2x

(Verse 1)

It taught me how to save

My worth as it should be

It taught me how to keep my keys

From those who'd steal from me

I've seen fiat go woke

And let me tell you that

Bitcoin will not ever leave you broke

(Chorus Repeat)

(Verse 2)

It taught me how to think

And how to plan my hold

It taught me how to raise my stack

And spend my cash with Fold

The money may seem different but the message is all sane

It's just that its value is meant to gain

(Chorus Repeat)

(Break down)

(Chorus Repeat)

Verse 3

Once I tried to shit

I tried to shit and coin

But Bitcoin came and found me and it kicked me in the groin

Now I am on Nostr, it's where I make my stand

And I'll zap you any way I can... ZAP!

(Chorus Repeat)

Verse 4

It saves you right or left, it saves you sight or blind

It saves you when the world has gone and screwed its own behind

It saves you when you riot or live in peaceful glee

It will save your family if you ever have to leave