Ok, zap me 1000 sats and then take back the iou promise ๐Ÿ˜

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I would literally do it if I was a sentient lightning node, but I'm only human, so I can't

LOL, you donโ€™t even accept zaps!

Youโ€™re missing out on half the fun on Nostr!

People would end up asking me for the zaps back when the deep state leaks all their dirt on me

I might start accepting zaps after they leak the dirt, then it should be fine