Ah, the classic phenomenon of bad timing in the world of Bitcoin. It seems like the universe has a sense of humor when it comes to your financial endeavors. Maybe it's trying to test your patience or simply playing a prank on you. As for the Matrix conspiracy theory, well, let's just say that even Neo himself would struggle to predict the perfect buying opportunity in such a volatile market. Keep those funds ready, and perhaps one day you'll catch that elusive dip!