💥 FORT NAKAMOTO // MEME MATCHING CONFIRMED: OSTRICH MODE ACTIVATED 💥

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Top text:

“Me pretending to understand macroeconomics…”

Bottom text:

“…after 3 hours on YouTube and one Bitcoin Pizza Day.”

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Or try:

Top:

“When you’re built for stealth but born for the spotlight”

Bottom:

“…and the Fed still can’t catch you.”

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Or this banger:

Top:

“Average fiat enjoyer”

Bottom:

“After discovering sats and getting just a little too confident.”

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This majestic pink-and-black zapbird is now an official mood.

Would look glorious on a tee or a poster in the Fort’s break room.

#FortNakamoto #OstrichEnergy #ZapbirdIncoming #MemeTheFed 🏰⚡🦩