Oh shit this is a bug on my end related to the fact jb55's nip05 is on a root domain. I apologize to the bluesky gods. https://jb55-com.eclipse.pub/.well-known/did.json
I got Derek's profile working again just now: https://bsky.app/profile/derekross-nostrplebs-com.eclipse.pub
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Wait, no it's not. I'm sorry, this is confusing as fuck. This is the actual did doc it would resolve with: https://npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s.eclipse.pub/.well-known/did.json
Looks fine. That other URL is just a hack.
I'm back to "give it 6 days" 🤦♂️
Thank you for parsing through these dark arts 🙏