technically, they are kinda

- believes in government and specifically rides the gravy train when it suits them, and decries the political opponents for riding it when it suits them

- believes in "make america great again" which kinda sounds like nationalism

- believes in STRONG ACTION to STOP "BAD THINGS" just like their opponents

- does not believe in freedom of choice, except as a way to market their policies

- will put any demographic group on the chopping block to achieve their objectives

- is favoring a specific set of corporate interests who obviously have a back-room business arrangement that ISn'T cOrRuPt

really, they are exactly nazis, but the other side are exactly communists