it's literally just like a telenovela on steroids up in there. can I literally just have my freedom now so I can go on a date with someone hot, mostly uncompromised, and very loving and devoted, who has been a very good friend in his own sadly limited capacity. my God. I literally do not even CARE about that endless drama anymore, or which blonde woman wants which rich man, I just want to run around the beach chucking FOOTBALLS with the faces of everyone who has ever done incredibly messed up things to me on them (symbolically) into the ocean instead of those stupid green beans.

I will need about 96 footballs.

then I want to go surfing and swimming.

I do not want to do politics because I hate how stupid politicians are. they hate me, too, and GOOD.

I have done enough work for these retards and I want to retire now.