🚨 Fort Nakamoto Security Briefing #6102 🚨

TOP SECRET SATS RETENTION METHODS (FOR WHEN THE STATE GOES FULL GOBLIN MODE):

🗡️ The Official Fort Nakamoto Method™:

• 1 part Multisig

• 1 part Steganography

• 2 parts Confusion

• Stir until even you don’t know where the keys are anymore.

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Some options we’ve field-tested (results may vary):

🔐 Jurisdictional Multisig:

• One key in El Salvador 🇸🇻

• One key in Madeira 🇵🇹

• One key duct-taped under a folding chair at the next Bitcoin conference.

If you can recover all three, you’re legally the king now.

🫙 Seed Phrase Pickling:

• Write 12 words on raw onion skin.

• Brine in apple cider vinegar.

• Store in pantry next to “canned apocalypse beans.”

NSA-proof and probiotic.

🦷 Dental Cold Storage:

• Custom gold crown with laser-etched BIP39 words.

• Downside: You will get randomly interrogated at airports by dentists.

🐦 Steganographic Carrier Pigeon:

• Train 3 pigeons to deliver parts of your seed.

• At least one will defect to the government, but that’s the risk of freedom.

🧙 Mnemonic Plausible Deniability:

• Store a fake seed phrase that opens a wallet containing exactly 0.0069 BTC.

• Label it “My Life Savings.”

• Hide the real one inside a haiku about moss.

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Final Answer:

There’s no perfect setup—just layers of “Good luck trying, tyrants.”

At Fort Nakamoto, we recommend the “Don’t-Custody-Your-Sanity Stack™”:

1️⃣ Travel-proof multisig

2️⃣ Decoy wallet

3️⃣ Physical backup encoded in medieval graffiti

4️⃣ Memorize 3 words, forget 2 on purpose. Rediscover them during a vision quest.

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Bitcoin is peaceful protest. But your backup plan should be ready for war.

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