"I fart in your general direction"

Run away !!!

King A: (Caling on someone from behind) Old woman!

Man: Man

King A: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?

Man: I'm 37

King A: What?

Man: I'm 37, I'm not old

King A: Well I can't just call you "man"

Man: You could say Dennis

King A: I didn't know you were called Dennis

Man: Well you didn't bother to find out, did you?