I think I know why: the Fed and other entities are preventing them from enjoying their youth as much as possible.
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It's not the feds. But yes, stripping innocence from the young is a gross means to an end.
Dude, they all work in accordance. The corps tell the Fed how they can make the most revenue and the Fed funds them. In hindsight, they're all one monopolized entity.
Yes, but you're still missing a few layers on top.