“Look, it only cost $154.27, to advertise on Nostr, but now Lyn Alden won’t stop memeing about us there. It’s our best ROI ever.”

“1) What”

“She’s literally advertising about our our advertisements. Months ago I DMed her on Twitter and offered to send her our new Jade unit, and she never got back to me, like didn’t even fucking respond, I think we got lost in the void there, but just zapping comments on Nostr amuses her and gets her to talk about it a ton now.”

Whichever intern did this deserves a raise.