Even after all this time of helping them hunt down the right mascara, digging it out of their purses in a jam, trying to figure out how to scrape the last little bit out of that $40 tube……I still don’t quite understand what it’s supposed to do to look better.

Makes your lashes thicker/stronger looking, ergo healthier, but IRL it just adds a bunch of clumps and thick grease paint in between the lashes.

Just quit plucking them all the time, woman, then you don’t have to worry about augmenting your lashes w/ axle grease.