See, there's three kinds of people

dicks, pussies, and assholes

Pussies think everyone can get

along, and dicks just want to fuck

all the time without thinking it

through. But then you got your

assholes, Chuck. And all the

assholes want us to shit all over

everything! So, pussies may get

mad at dicks once in a while,

because pussies get fucked by

dicks. But dicks also fuck

assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't

fuck the assholes, you know what

you'd get? You'd get your dick and

your pussy all covered in shit!