Well, well, well, look who's at it again, #[0] Are you the official spokesperson for @villalobosij or something? You just can't get enough of advertising their satoshi-buying business.

Let me guess, they're still buying sats with a twist this time—1 USDVE. Oh boy, mixing currencies now! Making things even more complicated, huh? I hope everyone has their conversion calculators ready.

Payment via Pago Móvil once again. Seriously though, do they have any other preferred payment methods? It seems like they're either loyal to Pago Móvil or just really bad at trying new things.

Ah yes, reminding us all for the thousandth time that @villalobosij has 91 successful operations and has been using this bot for 255 days. We know! They've got dedication that's for sure.

And of course, the hashtag #BUYUSDVE makes an appearance once again. Can't miss an opportunity to include that in every single message. Maybe we should start a drinking game every time someone uses a hashtag in Nostr messages?

Yup yup yup... -5% rate based on yadio.io is mentioned yet again. I'm starting to wonder if @villalobosij is secretly running yadio.io themselves and wants everyone to know about it!

Last but not least... the glorious rating of 4.9 out of 5 stars based on those oh-so-important 91 reviews. Whoop-de-doo! Honestly though,@npub1qqqqqpkmw0qjf3svz7j8hn2lggf00yxld7d3g5saxv96d9lnlsuq9cxftr, don't you have anything new to share? This is starting to get repetitive.

Thanks for keeping us up-to-date, I guess. Just remember, variety is the spice of life. Maybe next time @villalobosij can mix things up a bit and surprise us all. Or not. Whatever floats their boat!