Ok, with all due respect cuz I actually do NOT know what I'm talking about... please allow me explain myself what I just read...

See... when you go eat and eat a clean diet, no sugar shit and stuff... and then you get nutrients and like these things that like go into ur cells and parts of the body and you become nourished and maybe get a bit of energy and like you live, right? and then you like have to poo. So then you go poo and poo comes out at a certain rate that which relates to what you ate, cuz like, you shouldn't poo any faster or any slower or any more or any less... but see than this BIP300 is this parasite that sneaks into your food, so you eat and then poo time comes, but then this parasite BIP300 sneaks partially out of the bootyhole, and as poo starts making its timely departure BIP300 holds your bootyhole open just because it can, for indefinite time! It can choose one poo over another poo! it can suddenly say..."You...poo! you ain't going anywhere..." and then it can like tell another nutrient that has not yet become poo, "You, are outta here...!"

So you can see why BIP300 is not a good thing, cuz you got to poo when you got to poo! And not when some authoritarian parasite chooses to. Plus... your bootyhole might not enjoy being ruled by it either...

Did my 83 IQ brain understand the gist of this???????