You shouldn't tie the fastest horse in the race to the slowest. It's cruel.

Most of my PRs get turned down, or they tell me to not bother building it because they'd never merge, or they need more time to think about this, or it doesn't fit their vision, or they're busy touching grass (that's all they ever seem to do), or it gets merged and never goes live because it's nearly impossible to publish a webpage because mysterious reasons. Come back in 4 weeks.

Or they're just excruciatingly slow to respond.

What is excruciating, when you're excited?

60 minutes.

Those are the longest 60 minutes of your life.

Might as well be 60 years.

If you don't want my commits. Or you don't have time for my commits. I. Do. Not. Care. I've never actually cared, and now I'm not-caring even harder.

I am publishing everything myself, from now on, and you know where to find my repo.

Get up. Move faster.