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3shara 2y ago

All mermen on dating apps appear to be using The D.E.N.N.I.S system

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3shara 2y ago

Men* 🤦🏽‍♀️

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086564b2... 2y ago

I was wondering. I thought perhaps there was a merman and mermaid dating app. Thanks for clearing this up. 😂

I am at a loss for what the D.E.N.N.I.S system is however?

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liminal 🦠 2y ago

Thought you found a new dating app with Mermen. About to say congrats 🫡👏

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3shara 2y ago

😂😂🤣😂😭🤣

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_ 2y ago

Which is what?

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3shara 2y ago

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_ 2y ago

Omg 😂 😂

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MRCX 2y ago

I googled now , I need to see the movie 😂

https://youtu.be/Bg5ZrkaGlFA?si=U-mt5RzqHylIseuC

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3shara 2y ago

No merman I swear 🥹🙏🏽🤣 🤣🤣😂😭 this to show is brilliant I highly recommend if you haven’t watched it MRCX - not if you’re offended easily though 🙏🏽 nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx nostr:npub14srklruqae9ynu3v9n393h87dcg9mc9lq2dqfrar4r0yk5wph9ts8vrvyl nostr:npub1ppjkfvk0ek3g584gp7qp9d3znwdznadchet7q2aez9r27620n9zs45xvx2

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086564b2... 2y ago

I bet you proof read this before posting this time didn’t you? 😂🙌

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3shara 2y ago

Nah I made another mistake 🫣😭 that ‘to’ shouldn’t be there 🥹🤣 I was rushing cos didn’t want people thinking I watch mermaid porn 🤣🤣😂😭😂😭🙏🏽😱

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The Daniel 🖖 2y ago

Do mermen like penis butter?

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3shara 2y ago

😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😭

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MRCX 2y ago

Looks like #nostr never forgets 😂

The good part is that it toughens you up and makes you as solid as a rock 🪨

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3shara 2y ago

💯% 😂🤣

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086564b2... 2y ago

Maybe, but mermaids enjoying mermen penis butter, is what I might watch.

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3shara 2y ago

Frank 😂😂🤣😂🤣

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Anonymous 2y ago

Hahahahahah there is nothing you could tell me to lead me to believe otherwise❤️

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3shara 2y ago

😭😭😭🤣😂🫂🥹

Tbf this one isn’t too bad 🥹

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086564b2... 2y ago

LMAO! We knew it! Your auto correct does not lie. 😂🤣

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3shara 2y ago

🤣🤣🤣🫣🧜‍♂️

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086564b2... 2y ago

I am convinced you love mermen porn.

But thats ok, I would love to hear more about your fetishes. 😂

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3shara 2y ago

Kermit the frog is quite sexy 🥹

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Anonymous 2y ago

Have you lost yo got dang mind!?!

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086564b2... 2y ago

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liminal 🦠 2y ago

Acting is 🔥🤌

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkJd5oQXt4g

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3shara 2y ago

Dennis is hilarious 🤣🤣😂🙏🏽 I like Charlie the most 🥹

https://youtu.be/1NBfZcNU4O0?si=UXKEaJS0GiyIqW1A

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MRCX 2y ago

I need to see the movie 😂

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3shara 2y ago

😂🤣😂🙏🏽 it’s a great tv show, I think it’s got maybe 15 seasons now 🙏🏽

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MRCX 2y ago

Holy smokes ..

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liminal 🦠 2y ago

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3shara 2y ago

Green man! 🔥🔥🔥😂🤣

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The Daniel 🖖 2y ago

🧜‍♂️

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086564b2... 2y ago

Awesome!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

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Anonymous 2y ago

What the heck are you doing on your phone to autocorrect men to merman🤨🫤

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086564b2... 2y ago

Her auto correct is insane!! I bet she is into some real freaky stuff!? LOL! 😂

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Anonymous 2y ago

Omg step merman what are you doing🫨

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086564b2... 2y ago

Your auto correct is hilarious! Could you just type several random paragraphs, and not correct the auto correct, so we can see the kind of porn you are into? Please. 😂🤣

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Adam 2y ago

What in the womanlogic is going on here

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The Beave 2y ago

Leave it to Eshara to start a typo-fueled thread that has me laughing! My goodness...