I send screenshots or links of shitpost to my close friends. They enjoy it. Might even want to create a keypair one day. Pre nostriches are funny. They think we’re the dark web 🤣

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Lmfao… but imho this is the new "dark web" "dnm 3.0" the new Silk Road

Psychos saying GM all day, sharing pics of food and their pets, on the Dark web 🤭🤣🤣🤣

Most definitely lol 😂

I wanna go home Kidwarp. It’s too scary here 🤣

No don’t go it’s safe….ish

Mute work on the dark web right right? 🤭🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣 mute🤣🤣🤣🤣works🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sounds great. Sign me up. Do I need an invite code to the dark web?

Hold on a second. I’m walking my dog. I have to put the large pubky he dropped in a bag 🤭🤭

🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh ffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That warm pubky. Mmmmmmm

🤣🤣🤣🫡🤣

I love that meme. It’s amazing. The feline particularly

Good morning , don’t have a pet, but been told I was psycho before, 😂

Good morning psycho 🤣🤣🤣

(One more time just now🤭🫂)

I agree 100% and i would add "and drinking coffee"

I’m taking notes. This is good

PSGMADSPoFATPOTDW

Really rolls off the tongue.

It really does 🤣

I got your American 🇺🇸 Psycho covered 😂😂😂

GM frenNode 🌞

GM zetafren of the dark web 👋🏾

Dark webs and stuff 🤣

*and yarn penises

The number of yarn penises is the real NGU

It always comes back to haunt me, so I'll not post it unless there's high demand 😂😂

👀😂 you'll have regrets...

Are you ready??

You are welcome 🫂😂

Man, people go out of their way to do the weirdest stuff😅.

x10 for yarn people. The giant penis body pillow is tame 😂

I'm sure if I looked, I could find the matching vagina so there could be a set...

And then perhaps a yarn anus🤔

YES!!!!

🤝 Enjoy!!

I saved it 🤭

😂😂😂 I have not made this, I do have a pattern for a grocery bag holder where the bags come out the tip 🤭

🤣😂🤣

Funny looking mushroom! 🍄

🤭🤭 probably poisonous...

Grok, is this real? 👀👀👀

Is a real pattern, I have not made one...yet...

Seemed like a lot of work/yarn for a gag (no pun intended omg)

That's what I said. So much yarn and stuffing. Unaffordable really, and it's going to get all lumpy and flat 👀🤭

Bruh you need a real one. I wonder how long it takes to make

A long time. And working with something that big makes my elbow hurt.

Oh you have elbow pain. Right smaller scale might be best then

There is such a thing as too big 👀🤭

It won’t fit 🤭

Gotta loosen up, maybe do some stretches.

It seems the meth heads might be on to something here 🤔

https://v.nostr.build/WERVUyoD1MCnNfAf.mp4

Exactly 🤣

Impressively terrifying

Ahhh 🤭

Hee hee hee...it was a bit too easy. Will try harder to be not so on the nose next time.

Could you make one more realistic sized? Say about the size of a thimble?

Yes.

the best kind of penises

I think so.

Buying wine, soap, hats and nut butter on the dark web 😲 wild bunch over here

The wildest man. So dangerous

finally made it to the dark web.

success!

It’s kind of exciting! Who knew criminal masterminds on the dark web say GM all day and talk about food and joke around.

Then again, if we look at how we’re depicted on tv 👇🏾

Gm

GM Lucid

Whattaya hear, whattaya say? 🍝

I ain't saying nothing

😎

🫂

When you have a problem, you go see this guy. Keep it in the family 🍝🫂

dark web - onion net

they even framed this tech

but i am glad they got some fun

Dark web = Tor you mean?

tor = onion net = dark web

Nice. So we’re part of the dark web 🤣

Say it ain’t so … 😂😂😂

The darkest of webs. 🤭 Had a wholesome brunch (because it took forever to make) with the fam of scrambled eggs with bacon on croissants with avocado and fontina and a mixed berry and kiwi fruit salad with a sparkling cider bellini for the kid and booze for me. He made a request after passing his general test for HAM radio. Stop me now before I go even darker 🖤

I was contemplating taking a picture of some of the Asian vegetables I am growing and making Kim Chi if the rain would let up. Very dark!

More darkness please!

Ooooo I love kimchi 🫄🫄 Will take your rain

😂

I have a whole garage fridge dedicated to it.