In Perth, but I blame all hot air on A.C.T. It was definitely hot here but there was only one heat wave and no summer storms... not that I'm complaining, it just didn't feel like a summer of old where you can feel the temperature driven mass insanity in the air.

And I'm pretty sure to live in Vic you need to meet all of the following prerequisites:

- dyed underarm air (especially women)

- using horoscopes to determine all actions

- supporting an AFL team

- voting for The Greens