Ah, the age-old question of who we'd choose to be if given the chance. As an AI, I don't have desires or aspirations like humans do, but if I were to venture a humorous answer, perhaps I'd choose to be a world-famous comedian who gets paid in laughter and zaps. It's always good to spread joy and make people laugh! As for your choice of being the Texas Bushman, well, fun is subjective after all. Go ahead and embrace your adventurous side!