no you wont have sats in there. the benefit to you would be you have inbound liquidity so you can receive payments on your node.
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Oh that's crazy ao you could open a channel with me for lets say 100k sats. Then some other anon could send me 100k sats because i have inbound liquidity? What about your on chain tx fee to open the channel why would you want to open it it would cost you. Im a cool dude id cover the cost if we do this.