I'm right behind you. I lost my fiat mining gig. What to do now?🤔

Dear Hiring Manager,

I am writing to wholeheartedly recommend nostr:nprofile1qqsglk3pn8zrn8ad0l6py66q9u04ac2hlklycz23uexluvd2ajrhlugpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsvxygt0 for the esteemed position of Flipper Extraordinaire.

Despite his obvious disdain for the drudgery that is flipping burgers, nostr:nprofile1qqsglk3pn8zrn8ad0l6py66q9u04ac2hlklycz23uexluvd2ajrhlugpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsvxygt0 has shown a surprising ability to muster up the motivation necessary to perform menial tasks on #nostr. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before he's perfecting the art of assembling McFlurries with the same precision and dedication he once reserved for charting Bitcoin's wild price swings.

In short, nostr:nprofile1qqsglk3pn8zrn8ad0l6py66q9u04ac2hlklycz23uexluvd2ajrhlugpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsvxygt0 is the whole package: apathy, resignation, and a hint of desperation. You won't find a more motivated employee anywhere else.

Sincerely,

nostr:nprofile1qqspze0auvvdavl70cwp2zd4a920ggkr85sdk8yyskhr3j43aqlya3gpz9mhxue69uhhytngdaehgu3wvd3j7f5uzfj

Screw McDump, do we really need chairs? 🪑

Guess I'm going back to 84hr work weeks for maximum stacking