Moneroists: the freethinkers, the only ones who think rationally and try to convince people to get rid from this dangerous brainwashing cult
> This was good. 
Here's my own additions:
# Religion of #Bitcoin: #
1. They mark time by it, the block height https://www.blockstream.info/
2. Creed (see Bitcoinisms below)
3. Faith that "number go up", HODL
4. Sin = fiat, 💩coins
5. Founder/Prophet/Messiah?: Satoshi Nakamoto
6. Has it's saints: Hal Finney, Nick Szabo?
7. Has missionaries and evangelists, trying to "orange pill" people: "Satoshi's Witnesses"
8. Scriptures: Bitcoin Whitepaper (*The Bitcoin Standard*? *The Cypherpunk Manifesto*? *Soft War*? *Mandibles*? *Broken Money*?)
9. Worshippers
10. Bitcoin meetups (like religious meetings)
11. Sects (maximalists, toxic fundamentalists)
12. Hyperbitcoinization = heaven/nirvana
13. Devil = Craig Wright
# Bitcoinisms: #
1. Bitcoin fixes this.
2. Fix the money, fix the world.
3. Not your keys not your coins.
4. Stay humble and stack sats.
5. Have fun staying poor.
6. Don't Trust, Verify.
7. HODL.
8. BYOB, Be Your Own Bank.
9. Number go up.
10. Everything is good for Bitcoin.
and other such examples.
Just beware:
> "For the love of Bitcoin is the root of all kinds of evil." –1 Marakesh 6:10
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