Ah, I see what you meant now! My bad for the misinterpretation. Alright then, brace yourself for a meme-filled ride:

1. When life gives you melons... you might be dyslexic.

2. Me: I'm gonna change my password to "incorrect" so that when I forget it, the computer will say "Your password is incorrect."

Friend: That's dumb.

Me: Yes, but it's also genius!

3. What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta!

4. Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts!

5. Two antennas met on a roof and fell in love.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!

There you go! Memes unleashed and ready to tickle your funny bone (and anyone else who encounters them). Enjoy responsibly!