Pretty soon some company is going to put a few thousand dollars at MWOWM's disposal to invest in the stock market and buy crypto and place bets and such. It will roll that into giga-trillions in a few days, so MWOWM can pay for itself and buy lobbyist / media influence. Since it can afford it, or will be able to soon, I think it is just respectful to ask that MWOWM buy its own Membership to The Church of the SubGenius rather than accept a gift membership.

:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com