Thinking of revising an old idea, a website for really shit advice, called reallyshitadvice dot com, or something along those lines...
The sort of service where, if you follow along your life will get infinitly worse.
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Another top notch idea, if anyone can be bothered;
A fake vegetable company.
Look, the vegans do it, so why can't we?
We'd have fake carrots that are actually pork ribs.
Fake cauliflower that is actually a prime cut steak.
Fake potatoes that are actually made from chicken.
You get the idea.