A joke for today:

The parents of a shapely teenaged sannyasin noticed that their daughter was starting to fool around with men.

One evening before she went off to a disco they warned her of the perils she might encounter. “Darling you must realize that men always try the same game. First he invites you to dance, then he offers you a drink. Soon he invites you up to his flat to listen to his record collection… once there, he throws you onto the bed. Then you are dishonored, your mother is dishonored, your father is dishonored.”

The daughter went off on her date and returned home very late, with reddened face and disheveled hair.

“What happened?” asked her parents nervously.

“Well, you were right,” replied the daughter. “He asked me to dance, he bought me a drink and invited me to his place to listen to his record collection. But then… I threw him onto the bed! And now HE is dishonored, his mother is dishonored and his father is dishonored!”

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