Magoo, I believe in you. 
Everyone is butthurt they can’t buy a Bitkey from nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m with #Bitcoin but my main issue is why would you make it in a shape you most certainly can’t put it up your ass?
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Seconded. This will push the product design and usability to new places. 🍑