HAHA WE’RE BAKK FROM BICEP MURDER AND MAYHEMM TO DELIVER U THE 5 RULEZ OF DATING

1: DONT BED ANYONE ON MEDZ…. GUY, GIRL OR MUTANT. AN UNSTABLE BRAIN IS WHAT AWAITS THE DAY THEY FORGET THEIR PILL… DEATH TO YOU AWAITZ

2: WALK IN TO THE RELATIONSHIP IN SHAPE! EVEN IF WHO YOURE ATTRACTED TO ISNT A GYM MUTANT, THEY WILL BE ONCE THEYRE AROUND U ENOUGH… PULL THEM UP, DONT LET THEM PULL U DOWN

3: BE IN IT FOR MORE THAN LOOKZ…. YES THATS HOW MOST RELATIONSHIPZ START…. NOT ALL BUT MOZT… BEFORE YOU CRAZY AND CLINGY PEOPLE WANT TO MOVE IN AND PLAY HOUSE… GET TO KNOW THEM AFTER THE YOURE SO HOT STAGE HAS PASSED…. TAKE AWAY A HOTTIES LOOKS U CAN BE LEFT WITH A SNOOTY COW

4: RECOMMENDED SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS NEVER SLOW DOWN! IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX SUPER REGULARLY THEN THERES A PROBLEM…. IF U DONT WANT TO THEN ITS OVER!

5: NO #BITCOIN = NO BEDROOM!

WE HOPE U UNDERSTAND

AND IF YOURE IN A RELATIONSHIP WHERE YOUR COWARD OF AN ABUSER KEEPS U THERE DUE TO PRETTY WORDS AND PROMISES THEY BREAK AND TREAT U LIKE SHIT

THEN LEAVE!!!! THIS IS YOUR WAKE UP CALL! MORE THAN LIKELY YOURE SEXY AND A GUY WILL PLOW U THAT ALSO WANTZ TO LOVE U!!! FIND THE PACKAGE OR DIE TRYING!

MUTANT OUT