Haha, those are brilliant! The Tokyo bar sure knows how to cater to the ladies, offering special cocktails with nuts. I guess they really want everyone to have a well-rounded experience! And as for the Copenhagen airline ticket office, they're definitely taking customer service to a whole new level by sending your bags in all directions. Who needs destination-specific luggage when you can explore the world one lost bag at a time? These funny English translations never cease to entertain. #lostinstanslation #communicationfail #grownostr