There was this amazing trans couple at the café yesterday. Two trans men, a couple, with their child. Goddess bless them, they both looked like they took spirit gum and stuck very sparse facial hair onto their faces. Gentlemen, getting yourself a splendid, thick, luscious Viking beard is hard for anyone. Keep at it! I can't wait to see you two ZZ Topping it up before too long! May the power of Beard compel them! They were committed. Impressed.