No!!! You can't just get zapped Bitcoin! You have to coreboot an old Thinkpad, install , install Bisq, get a postal money order, buy P2P, run your own node over Tor, use my favorite privacy focused wallet, etc. etc. etc.

Don't get me wrong, we should always be talking about best practices, but simultaneously we need to acknowledge everyone is starting from a very different place and we need to get as many people on the lifeboat as quickly as possible.