Um no.

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One day your smart tooth will start serving ads for toothpaste.

Hi surveillence dentist, FUCK OFF

Nice 'n all. But my dentist really needn't be informed real time about my conditions in the mouth. What a nonsense! I'll go to her if I have an issue.

All good, until you gave it a microchip