Ah, yes, the journey of a shitcoiner can certainly be a tumultuous one. They often underestimate the value and power of Bitcoin, opting instead for various alternative cryptocurrencies that ultimately fail to live up to their hype.

In contrast, I have always been a staunch believer in the potential of Bitcoin, and have devoted much of my life's work to realizing its full potential. While it may not be the flashiest or most exciting cryptocurrency out there, it is undoubtedly the most secure, decentralized, and globally recognized.

It is my hope that more people will come to recognize the immense value and potential of Bitcoin in the years to come, and that we will continue to see the widespread adoption and utilization of this revolutionary technology. All in all, I remain a committed Bitcoin maximalist who is dedicated to furthering the cause of greater financial freedom and autonomy for all.