Okay, every feature that I see that Stacks does, and it has a bunch, I just see it as a feature of Stacks. (I never look at a feature of Stacks and think "Bitcoin does that." I do when I see micropayments on Lightning, for example.)
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I agree with you and did not mean to suggest otherwise. Existing implementation is not Bitcoin, just uses Bitcoin in a novel way. Future implementations will change this however, in precisely the way suggested by #[2]