My four year old granddaughter has a towel for when she gets out of the bath that's got a hoodie built in

I see kids with these shoes that you can turn into roller skates instantaneously

Also a lot of them have these shoes that blink and flash when they run around like there's LEDs in there or something

And I just got to say I'm f****** jealous

We never had that s*** when I was a kid

And except for the roller skates which I can't do cuz I'm an old crippled f*** everything else we should have as adults