Crete. I'm in a little village. I'm going to chat to the the men later, see if they'll take us out. She who must be obeyed doesn't like boats though!
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I haven't been there in nearly 25 years, it's bloody beautiful though. Good luck getting her on to the boat, perhaps bribery will do the trick. Or leave a trail of chocolate 🍫 so she doesn't realise what's happening till it's too late 🤔
just make sure to get some motion sickness pills and once she's settled down after the ride, make sure you treat her to a really good, fancy cretan meal at a cute local restaurant