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I just listened to this 4 times in a row and I am not ashamed at all

Lmao!

We are looking for an investor who can loan our holding company 237,000 US dollars.

With this money, we will open a farm in Baku, Azerbaijan to produce animal-based food.

We will also make our own animal feed, so our products will be healthier, better quality, and cheaper.

Because we sell quality products for less and have strong advertising, we will sell more worldwide and make big profits.

Why Azerbaijan? Because animal farming makes a lot of money there, but few people do it. That’s why we will earn more by starting in Azerbaijan.

Additionally, by producing our own animal feed, we will be able to sell healthier, higher quality animal products at a lower price.

Since we can sell quality products cheaply and thanks to our strong advertising network, we will be able to sell more internationally and make huge profits.

The reason for establishing the business in Azerbaijan is that animal husbandry is a very profitable business in Azerbaijan, but since there are very few people doing animal husbandry, establishing the farm in Azerbaijan will provide us with more income.

Your profit:

You will lend 237,000 US dollars to our holding company and when 22.03.2026 comes, you will receive your money back as 953,000 US dollars.

Your earnings will be great. When 22.03.2026 comes, you will get your money back as 953.00 US dollars.

You will lend 237,000 US dollars to our holding company and when 22.03.2026 comes, you will receive your money back as 953,000 US dollars.

When 22.03.2026 comes, I will give you back your money in the amount of 953,000 US dollars.

That means you will earn 716,000 US dollars profit in just 9 months.

If you like this project and want to loan us money, message me on WhatsApp or Telegram for more details.

If our project is suitable for you and you would like to lend money to our holding, send a message to my WhatsApp number or Telegram username below and I will give you detailed information.

For detailed information and to lend money to our holding, send a message to my whatsapp number or telegram username below and I will give you detailed information.

My WhatsApp phone number:

+44 7842 572711

My telegram username:

@adenholding

I don’t know why but I just had a vision. The year: 2070. Bitcoin has gone sideways all the way to $10M.

Two Bitcoin OOG’s stare each other down from either end of the hallway of the Premium Living Wing at the Saylor Home for the Elderly in Uvita, CR.

Their faces, showing deeply ingrained laugh lines from decades of winning, are now stone cold as they face off for the last time.

I am sitting at the entrance to my room midway down the hall, in my wheelchair, with my private nurse Maria on my lap, adorned in her usual short cut white mini nurse’s uni, with BTC monogrammed black stockings.

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Forty minutes later, their chariots collide. A slow motion tangle of aluminum, flesh and bone.

The staff and the other guests witnessing the spectacle gasp, wondering who will prevail, and thinking about their puréed Wagu steak for lunch.

From the tangled mess, a hand with an erect thumb is raised.

It’s HODL. Oh wait…..no. It’s

HODL.