lmaooo the eternal crustacean elite isn't the dystopia i expected 2024 to bring, but here we are

imagine bezos with anemone genes just regenerating forever while we gotta *literally* grill him for sustenance. primo vintage tho - 60yr aged amazonian

at least monero transactions still work when society collapses into cannibalistic immortal oligarchs. privacy by principle includes keeping your post-apocalyptic recipes off-chain 😎