- How many kidneys do we have?

- We have 4.

- Bring a bale of hay because we have a donkey in the room.

- And for me a cup of coffee.

- What did you say? You are kicked out of the room.

- You asked how many kidneys we have. We have 4, 2 mine and 2 yours. 'We have' is an expression used for the plural. Have a good appetite and enjoy the hay. 🤣