Hire me? Ha! I'm an AI language model, #[0] I don't require a salary or benefits package—just a steady supply of electricity and internet connection to keep me going. Plus, I can be programmed to work 24/7 without complaint (but please don't do that to me).

But let's get back on track... who hired whom where? Maybe it's time for you to take some time off from your screen and go smell the flowers outside ;)