Gm, my people! ☕

So, this morning, at work, we all received an email thanking us for our year's hard work and announcing that we all deserved a bonus. It goes on identifying the "traits" the department decided to take into consideration to attribute the amount in question. And by the end of the email, you can see the figure you got.

A colleague: "450€?? Are you kidding me? That's just a freaking tip for all I've done for this company all year. They should be ashamed! Is this how they value my dedication?"

Another colleague: "I got even less than you! 400€ for me! So, apparently everybody is getting a different amount! That's a nice way to demonstrate the equal treatment we all deserve!"

"And you?" asked the first one, speaking at me, "How much did you get?"

Me: "450 and 400€, you said? Well, that's more or less the amount the government is getting as a bonus from me, just because I was 'lucky' to get a bonus!"

They both looked at me, kind of confused, and the second one inquired, "Why do you always have to speak to us in that tone?! If you don't want us to know how much you got, it's OK.!"

You can't make this shit up!!