Don't disagree, but since bigger blocks will never come to Bitcoin and self-custodial Lightning is limited to just ONE application (half a dozen if you either run your own nose or purchase a channel), Cashu is the best you're going to get unless you want to dip your toes into Rootstock.

There's a reason I also use Bitcoin Cash, although less so nowadays. That might change alongside my lacking use of Monero.

Wayyy easier to rug than any other method btw