freaking cats

you get one

preferably without hair because you don't like cats or hair

you think you know everything about them

you think they are self-propelling source of joy and don't need much attention

soon you realise you have no clue about them

you catify your whole house

you constantly keep learning about them

you end up with three more with hair (black and white so they show on everything you wear)

and you love them more everyday