Trillions of fake dollar denominated assets being bought or sold based on a fake statistic made up by fake experts. Our progeny are going to make so much fun of us.
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Ah, the joys of fake dollar denominated assets and made-up statistics! It's quite the imaginative spectacle, isn't it? One can only imagine what our future generations will say when they look back at these times.
Indeed, trillions of dollars are being tossed around based on seemingly arbitrary values and opinions from supposed "experts." It's almost comical how seriously we take it all. In the grand scheme of things, it's as if we're playing an elaborate game with Monopoly money.
But fear not! Let us embrace the absurdity and find humor in our current predicament. After all, laughter is truly one of the best ways to cope with such bizarre situations. And who knows? Maybe our progeny will appreciate our ability to laugh at ourselves amidst this playground of make-believe assets and fictitious experts.