So here’s the deal: I knew about Bitcoin way back—Pizza Day, remember? But did I buy? No, I was losing thousands on poker instead. Fast forward to COVID, I’m stuck in hotels, eating pizza, watching Saylor and Breedlove talk Bitcoin like it’s the cure for everything. Now? I’m stacking sats like it’s a survival kit, figuring out how to change the world. But let’s be real—I’m still ordering pizza.