wait until you learn about the coming pole shift disaster

mongolia, northern balkans, the tippy top of the appelachia and eastern side of the rockies are the only places on the planet that won't get washed away by the oceans

i'm picking the balkans because i know it's already decent to live there, i know a bit of the language already from 3 years living there, and that's about where the equator is going to be... and oh yes, likely a thousand years of a reasonably bad glaciation comes after the earth turns over.

of course that would be in disagreement with a certain man made doomsday story i've been hearing about

i just want to keep goats and chickens and marry a nice srbinka and forget about the world because it's fucked up beyond all repair at this point