You might (rightly) think the #waterFUD is the most retarded anti-Bitcoin argument you have seen so far. Just remember, is not that the enemies of #Bitcoin are retarded, it is that the average Joe is brain dead after years of mass media feeding.
Do not dismiss the argument from the high ground when chatting to those around you, no matter how fucking retarded it is. If you manage to help people see behind the curtain of lies, they will start to wake up. If you manage to do so without looking like a madman, one quick glance at the tramway will be enough to reveal the whole theater.